Most video game heroes know how to drink responsibly but not the characters in this top 5. The individuals on this list have turned social drinking into hardcore alcoholism. Grab yourself a cold one and get ready for the top 5 drunks in gaming!
5 – Ethan Thomas – Condemned 2: Bloodshot
Ethan Thomas is a good example of the evils of alcohol. This man went from being a clean cut FBI agent to a bearded hobo thanks to mr. Whisky. His alcoholism even manifests as an evil alter-ego that taunts him during hallucinations. And drinking actually helps him steady his aim. Now that’s messed up!
4 – Max Payne – Max Payne 3
Max Payne is another man that tries to numb his pain with alcohol. He even combines it with painkillers and lots of lots of cigarettes which doesn’t always go well… Payne’s alcoholism doesn’t seem to effect his work however. Even with a hang over from hell he’s still one of the fastest gunmen out there
3 – Soda Popinski – Punch Out series
Vodka Drunkinski might have changed his name to Soda Popinski but he’s not fooling anyone. Only a true drunk would try to conceal their drinking by pretending it’s soda. This Russian boxer has been loaded since the 8-bit era making him a true pioneer of video game drunks.
2 – Conker – Conker’s Bad Fur Day
What’s more endearing than an intoxicated cartoon squirrel? An intoxicated cartoon squirrel that swears like a sailor and pees in public. Conker has been absolutely hammered since the Nintendo 64 days. And it doesn’t look like this cuddly booze hound will clean up his act any time soon.
1 – Shun Di – Virtua Fighter series
Shun Di from the Virtua Fighter series is the ultimate drunk in gaming. This grandpa based his entire fighting style on being shitfaced. After a few swigs from his bottle he transforms from a cripple old man into an ass-kicking drunken master. Alcohol as a power up, now that’s a message we can get behind!
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